94845
Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your friend has an iPhone? They tell you."
Next Joke
"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."
"I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes."
"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."
"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"
"My cat hasn't used the litter box in days. I have no idea where, or if, he's been pooping. I guess I have some shit to figure out."
"Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word ""voluptuous."""
"what would Barack Obama be if he was a vegetable? Baroccoli"
"I put an ad in Craigslist for a muscular blonde with strong arms, excessive body hair and a thick British accent so I'm dating Madonna now."
"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"