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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your friend has an iPhone? They tell you."
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"Most long freeway drives are spent thinking, ""Who the hell would live here?"""
"If the Jewish population is 16.6 million people with a constant rate of change, what is 23% of the Jewish population after five years? Ashes"
"Couldn't tell if this really hot chick just waved at me in her car, or if she was just putting the sun visor down."
"My heart hurts when you're not around *buuurrrrpp* Never mind"
"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"
"Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around."
"Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed? #whatnottosayduringsex"
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The utra sound guy"
"How do you tell if you're a real gangster? Take a blud test [OC]"