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Joke of the Day
"Most long freeway drives are spent thinking, ""Who the hell would live here?"""
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"Hey you with the Uggs, Michael Kors bag, iPhone, scarf and super excited voice.. *70 million white women turn around*"
"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""
"How many retards does it take to change a light bulb? Well, line up so that I can find out.."
"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."
"1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse"
"Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license photo so when you hand it to the cops they get confused and start arresting themselves instead"
"A MILF is a sexy ass mum over 35. If you're 18, you're just an idiot with a baby."
"What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails? I haven't a clous."