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Joke of the Day
"Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed? #whatnottosayduringsex"
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"Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"
"Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club. Ok. Urine."
"Honesty is the best policy, but I also recommend a lot of life insurance."
"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"
"I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly."
"life hack #1 never poop before work even if u are about to shit yourself on the way cuz that just means u get one more break"
"Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job."
"What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet? I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"