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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump becomes President... there will be hell toupee."
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"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. Credit to my younger brother on this one"
"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"
"Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge? ""Tequila"""
"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
"I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant."
"What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt? I know that peel."
"I just want to bring your heart to it's knees. ... And while you're down there..."
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"