200875

Joke of the Day

"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""

"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"

"I like my women like I like my grenades Hanging around my belt and ready to blow."

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."

"Why is it called a ""litter"" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !"

"""What do we want?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"""

"Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change."

"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"

"How many hipsters... does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"Where does bad light go? Into a prism."