200875

Joke of the Day

"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""

"An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up? Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!"

"What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!"

"I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder... ... just send them to concentration camps."

"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."

"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."

"Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen."

"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"

"I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds."

"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"