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Joke of the Day
"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."
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"My voicemail greeting: Hey, it's me. Please hang up and text me."
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."
"girl at restaurant: ""Are you Tony Hawk?"" me: ""Yes."" her: ""Why?"" I had no idea how to answer."
"""Yeah girl, lick my ass."" - stamps"
"If we're going to do racist jokes How's a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!"
"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."
"I saw my ex getting jumped at a party 3 people started beating her up, so I decided to help out...that bitch didn't stand a chance against the 4 of us."
"Just think of the money we could have saved with Hillary. We would have saved 24% by hiring a woman."