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Joke of the Day

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Mother in law found me... On the twitter This will be converted into a pineapple upside down cake blog for the next 72 hours. I'm so sorry"

"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."

"Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany? Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race..."

"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."

"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."

"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says no trespassing!"

"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died."