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Joke of the Day

"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"

"I feel like auto-correct should know by now that I'd never ask anyone to ""jazz"" all over my face."

"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."

"What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline ""PLAGIARISM"" have in common? THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!"

"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"

"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."

"Our cats aren't enjoying the 90-degree heat. But I refuse to apologize for climate change until they apologize for pissing on the carpet."

"Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. When I found out I was like OMg!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."