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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."
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"Honey, I'm pregnant.. Hi Pregnant, I'm dad."
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"
"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."
"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"
"There was a black woman who was having period problems. The black woman went to her doctor and the doctor asked her ""whats your flow like?"" and the black woman responded ""linoleum"""
"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."
"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."
"Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!"
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."