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Joke of the Day

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."

"What's the worst name a transvestite could choose? Amanda"

"I'm going to Bangalore to open a second hand clothing store. And I'm gonna call it ""Who's Sari Now."""

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."

"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"

"[NSFW] I've been 1 week in college and already had five times the sex I had in 3 years of highschool. 5x0=0"

"My girlfriend is leaving me because I won't stop singing Linkin Park songs. I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"

"Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality."