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Joke of the Day
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."
Next Joke
"I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :("
"[vet office] Hi I am here to drop my cat off. Just a check-up. *doctor walks out* ""Hi, I am Dr. Curiosity we- I'll take my cat elsewhere"
"Q: Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? A: The baby. It was a little Bigger."
"I hate people who don't finish"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
"Sober Irishman"
"9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now."
"Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a blackout this weekend."
"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."