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Joke of the Day
"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."
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"What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? Being black."
"My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel...."
"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"
"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up 2 fingers and says ""Five beers please."""
"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"
"Autocorrect just turned ""stepdaughter"" into ""lying manipulative drug addict that lives in the basement and brings dudes in thru the slider"""
"Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?"
"Making holy water from regular water is easy. Just boil the hell out of it."
"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."