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Joke of the Day

"England at the Rugby World Cup"

"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."

"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""

"Say ""Rise Up Lights"" out loud You just said ""Razor Blades"" in an Australian accent"

"Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers."

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had: It was fantastic."

"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"