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Joke of the Day

"""What? Why am I a part of this?"" - the horse you rode in on"

"All these years and the ""insert thumb and lift"" tab on macaroni and cheese boxes is still lying to us."

"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives? None, she fell down the stairs."

"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"

"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide"

"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"

"What do gay alligators eat for breakfast? Cockadiles"

"What does the ""LL"" in LL Cool J stand for? Lickin Lips"

"Why did Joey fall of the swing? Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey."