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Joke of the Day

"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."

"The founder of strepsils died this week There will be no coffin at the funeral"

"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."

"""Eighty-seven percent of people think lasers are friggin' awesome."" - Pew Pew Pew Research Center"

"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"

"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."

"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"

"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."

"Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking."