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Joke of the Day
"I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach Baroque."
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"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"
"Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ? They're afraid of sin"
"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"
"Click Baited...and outsmarted...and generally out played.. i miss u paul. <3"
"Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry Sorry wrong sub"
"Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing."
"If a blind girl tells you your penis is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg (great show by Jimmy Carr tonight)"
"martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her. in fact it is the opposite emotion"
"I know this sucks to say, but I hate when I root for a reality show contestant all season, and then in like episode 9 they mention The Lord."