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Joke of the Day

"I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach Baroque."

"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"

"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."

"My local museum is trying to raise money by setting up a dinosaur fossil display. How will it work?Remains to be seen."

"When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business."

"The local radio station is having a contest. First place wins a week in New Jersey. Second place wins 2 weeks in New Jersey."

"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"

"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"

"A man rushes into a psychiatrist's office and shouts ""Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm invisible."" The shrink looks at his appointment schedule and says ""I'm sorry, I can't see you right now."""

"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."