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Joke of the Day
"When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business."
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"You call comcast and end up speaking to apu in India, how do your problems get fixed? When they transfer you to steve."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"" The grasshopper says, ""You serve a drink called Irving?"""
"If a woman has eight vaginas... She'd be an octopus."
"Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth."
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !"
"""POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP."" Show me a badge. *cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. ""Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."""
"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."
"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"