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Joke of the Day

"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."

"How to get a guys attention: 1. Take off your shirt 2. Be a TV"

"Little Billy come out to his Dad... - Dad, I think I'm gay. - That's strange, when you were young, you did not seem to like anal sex."

"My wife's a ventriloquist, which means she has the ability to complain about having to give me a blowjob whilst actually giving me a blowjob."

"Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well yes he borrowed my pen !"

"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."

"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"

"My dad almost caught me watching midget porn. Thankfully I put my finger on the screen in time."

"Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field."

"Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead. Me: Ok. Me: Can you please pass the beautiful sauce?"