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Joke of the Day

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"

"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."

"Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?"

"My gran once had a bad stroke, so i screamed ""its not fucking good enough"" and pushed her into the bunker"

"You would be a good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"

"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."

"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"

"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."