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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"
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"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."
"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."
"My friend is agoraphobic... ..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism."
"Jokerino Why did the tire pop? Because it retired."
"By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle."
"I like my women like I like my carrots... Chopped up, in a plastic bag at the back of the freezer."
"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."
"When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me."
"TL;DR The fine bros me: i'm allergic to peanuts fine bros: is that an allergic reaction? me: yes fine bros: see you in court"