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Joke of the Day
"Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew."
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"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."
"my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he'd stop wasting the coke. it's like goddamn amateur hour with him."
"Why do i need to take English class in school hell George Bush became president, and he only knew 50 word. The last one being ""shoe"""
"""Boo!"" -- cow with a cold"
"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."
"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."
"So, a baby seal walks into a club... *Best joke i've ever heard.*"
"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"
"Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?"