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Joke of the Day
"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."
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"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes"
"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."
"*wakes up w/phone in hand* Me:[texting] Sorry I fell asleep on ya last night *text chime* Couch: I'm like right here why are you texting me?"
"I've been taking something for my Kleptomania. I've been taking something for my Kleptomania"
"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."
"Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned."
"I farted in front of a Jewish friend He got offended but i said "" c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"""
"When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out ""hello!"" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, ""YOU AINT SHIT!"""