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Joke of the Day
"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."
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"Newton's Third Law of Emotion For every male action, there is a female overreaction"
"29 and 30 had a fight. 31."
"What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!"
"You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""
"What do Peacocks mate with? Peacunts"
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"my dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant..."