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Joke of the Day
"What do Peacocks mate with? Peacunts"
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"What is the suicide emergency hotline number in Brazil? 127 Edit: [for clarification](http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/round=255955/match=300186474/)"
"A teenager buys condoms for the first time... The cashier says, ""That'll be $9.95 plus tax."". Horrified, the boy exclaims ""I thought they stayed on by themselves!"""
"""I saw a flock of cows today"" ""Flock of cows?"" ""Yes a flock of cows"" ""Herd of cows?"" ""Of course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of them!"""
"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"
"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"
"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"
"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"
"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"
"Somebody was trying to break into my house last night, so I rang the police... But Sting said he was busy and suggested I ring the actual police."