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Joke of the Day
"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."
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"[maintains eye contact while slowly rearranging the dishwasher]"
"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years... I don't have 2020 vision!"
"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
"I'm Torn on the Issue of Abortion.... On one hand, I support it because it is killing babies. On the other hand, it gives women a choice. Credit goes where credit's due, /u/DJ-Salinger"
"Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray."
"""I have to inform you that you're sitting in an exit row and are legally required to take a photo of the plane wing and post it on Facebook"""
"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."