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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar."
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"I can't direct you the ingredients to the ultimate diet shake.... But I can show you the whey"
"[on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* ""YES"" *takes plate of fries with me*"
"Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."
"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."
"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"
"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"
"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"
"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."
"Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola"