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Joke of the Day

"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"

"Why didn't the tree like to play checkers? Because it was a chesnut tree."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even"

"if your grave doesnt say ""rest in peace"" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war"

"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"

"if im being ridiculed online, i will not hesitate to post a photo of a gun. is it my gun? maybe i just googled it. you gonna take that risk?"

"Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument... They seem to have diverging opinions."

"SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."

"Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!"

"What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of? ...misogynistic."