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Joke of the Day

"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"

"I used to drive a Ford Fiesta... Until I took some Adderal to study for my test. Now It's a ford focus"

"a mushroom walks into a bar And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom replies ""what I'm a fungi""."

"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"

"Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome. I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it."

"Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games? They didn't have enough pitchers."

"There once was a man named Dave Dave dug up a chick from the grave. She looked kinda gritty... Was missing a titty... But think of the money he saved!"

"Friday is just Monday with tits."

"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."

"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."