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Joke of the Day
"Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games? They didn't have enough pitchers."
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"Not one person is cooler than the pigeon that just walked all the way into this Mexican restaurant, gently picked up a taco chip, and left."
"Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients? Because they are always telling them ""You're in trouble"""
"Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I'm full of crap"
"I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right."
"What is the difference between a Mountain Lion and a Guppy? A Guppy likes to muck around the fountain; a Lion likes to fuck around the Mountain."
"I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door"
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."
"Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper? Because it was ripped."
"Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast."