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Joke of the Day

"a mushroom walks into a bar And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom replies ""what I'm a fungi""."

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"""I don't want this holiday to end mummy!"" ""Don't worry Madeleine, it won't"""

"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."

"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"

"What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy."

"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."

"Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

"You know what really sucks? Sluts."