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Joke of the Day

"What are pornstars paid? Income."

"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dav."

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."

"Looking at a playground, how can you tell which kid is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide and can't swing."

"I made a joke for my dog tonight... Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my hands*. It didn't!! (My dog loved it.)"

"ME: This man's robbing me COP: No he's not M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber's hand on wallet* come on why aren't you robbing now"

"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."

"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"

"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"