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"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"
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"Boss: Where were you on Friday? Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:..."
"Why are so many computer scientists atheists? Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail."
"upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case"
"What do you call a guy who's into beastiality? Someone who really gets his head into the game."
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"What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies."