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Joke of the Day
"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."
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"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of ""Uptown Funk"". Don't believe me? Just wash."
"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."
"I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8"
"What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use? TWERQY."
"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."
"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"
"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"
"Here's a short joke."