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Joke of the Day

"Google, Microsoft and Disney are among suitors for Twitter Will it be Twoogle ? Twindows ? The Wonderful World of Tweets ? Be prepared"

"Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all I found were pans."

"How many potatoes a day will make you fat? 00000"

"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."

"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. They told me to try Vine."

"What do dwarves and midgets have in common? Very little"

"Did you gu[FLASH AD]ys read that ar[ROLLOVER FLASH AD]ticle on Wi[FLASHING FLASH AD]red on how the iPad really need[MOVING FLASH AD]s Flash?"

"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."

"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke."