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Joke of the Day
"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. They told me to try Vine."
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"Old enough -Mom I'm finally 15, can I have a boyfriend? -No. -Can I use high Heels? -No. -Can I use a mini skirt? -No. -But why? -Because you're a man, Bob."
"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"
"I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died."
"I run down a hospital corridor, clutching the mustard dispenser I liberated from the cafeteria. Earlier I had a plan. Now I have mustard."
"What did the mama bison say to her son when he went off to college Bison. :> get it?"
"what do you call an underwater dog? a sub-woofer"
"What did poseidon yell when he hit a solid wall while crusing a river Dam"
"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."
"I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face."