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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."

"What do terrorists and the England football team have in common? They will never win"

"My Friend Told Me His Girlfriend Talks a lot in Her Sleep.. ..Apparently ""I Know"" wasn't the right answer."

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."

"I read an article about the dangers of drinking and it scared the crap out of me... ...so I decided to swear off reading."

"An average teenage boy nowadays has seen more naked women than all of their ancestors put together."

"What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!"

"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."

"Two reddit moderators walk into a bar [removed]"

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."