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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."
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"A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the ""mid air"" beach picture :("
"What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies? Your mom."
"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"
"My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. So I guess you could say that, I've had a spacex."
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
"Mexicans are shocked about Trump's wall But they'll get over it"
"Did you hear about the woman who was shot 24 times in the back?! They say she got up afterwards, putting her clothes back on, and exclaimed ""Wow, your reload time is *amazing*!"""
"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"
"What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? ""You're grounded."""