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Joke of the Day
"Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all I found were pans."
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"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"
"WIFE: What're you doing in the garage? ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what?"
"*standing by the turntables at the club* Her: are you the dj? Me: wha?... Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station"
"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"
"Why is Ashley Maddison the best hook up site on the Internet? Because everyone got fucked."
"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."
"I have enough money to live comfortably the rest of my life if I die next thursday"
"Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text to be long?"
"One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying"