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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."
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"What's your best Bear joke?"
"Apparently, the words ""I'd still hit it"" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral"
"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."
"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"
"A Irishman walks out of a Bar"
"They always punch up the fuckline. Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?"
"I don't drink anymore. Cocaine is a Hell of a drug!"
"I was going to have sex with my xbox but.. It made me microsoft"
"Would you give a blowjob for a million dollars? Yes? Can I get a dollar's worth?"