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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."

"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends"

"What did the prostitute say when she saw Lamar had OD'd? O DANM!"

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."

"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."

"Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?"

"Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"Eating a Clock I tried eating a clock once, I wouldn't do it again. It was very time consuming."

"What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !"