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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm going to give away my old Dyson vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust."
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"I slept with every girl on my soccer team... I think I'm a team player ...sorry I'll leave now :/"
"The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas"
"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."
"How do you know that an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his."
"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? because North Korean missiles cant go that far"
"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."
"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"
"I Opened A Shelter Called ""Tempura House"" It's for lightly battered women."