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Joke of the Day

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She learns her son is gay, but he's dating a doctor."

"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""

"I was checking into a hotel the other week....."

"A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark."

"[In line at Starbucks] [Woman behind me talking] I work in an office with 50% men so- [Excitedly turn around] OMG YOU WORK WITH CENTAURS"

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"pretending this is a healthy protein shake even though it's just 15 pancakes I threw into a blender"

"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"

"If Hilary Clinton is elected president, what title will they give Bill? First Lady's man (;"

"I put some condoms down at the till and the cashier smiled. ""Getting lucky tonight?"" she asked. I said, ""If I'm really getting lucky, I won't be needing them."""