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Joke of the Day
"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."
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"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"
"Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?"
"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""
"How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off."
"What's bruked, broke, and fucked all over? The country!"
"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Ice skating is like walking in cursive"
"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""