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Joke of the Day

"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"

"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."

"whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia? It's legal to get stoned"

"They should make an alarm clock that plays the sound of my dog about to throw up."

"What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!"

"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."

"What's the difference between a seal and sea lion? One electron"

"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"

"Why did Rembrandt lose his house? Because he was *Baroque*."

"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."