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Joke of the Day

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""

"i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!"

"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"

"What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted? ""I don't know I just fly the drone"""

"Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until.... ...it came out during a conversation"

"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."

"alright. if everything happens for a reason why did i put a scarecrow in the shower"

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're."

"I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"