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Joke of the Day

"some macians can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land"

"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"

"I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said ""yes"" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before."

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"

"The doctor said I had a bad case of kyphosis. ""Are you sure?"" I said. He replied, ""Honestly, it's just a hunch."" Edit: [Jokes are funnier when explained](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyphosis)."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward"

"Why is there no gang violence on the space station? Because it is a zero G environment."

"My friend might be hung tomorrow... The suspense is killing him."

"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"