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Joke of the Day

"This joke is the world most peaceful joke... Don't worry. It doesn't even have a punchline."

"What's your stance on public intoxication? Mine is very wobbly."

"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"

"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""

"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"

"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."

"NSFW My sister tried pranking me today She tried the ""I'm pregnant"" prank. I didn't fall for it of course, because I know I always use protection."

"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."

"Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy"

"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."