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Joke of the Day
"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."
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"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"
"My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states."
"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."
"Ladies, you should know that if I invite you to a movie I'm only after one thing: someone with a big purse I can store all my snacks in."
"If Bill Cosby and Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up... ...it would be an unconscious coupling."
"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."
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"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"
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