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Joke of the Day

"""911, what's your emergency?"" Hi i need to report a kidnapping. My son is taking a nap in my room right now."

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"they say a camera adds 5 pounds. that being the case, do african children even exist?"
"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"Me: Help! i need my stomach pumped. 911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma'am? Me: No. Pizza."
"Photons don't even matter."
"So my friend asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke... So I said, ""I'm all ears!"""
"Lost 200 pounds. Here's my story. British prostitutes are *expensive.*"
"ME: I have chronic pain. It flares up whenever someone challenges my beliefs FRIEND: That's not really how chronic pain works ME: ow owwww"
"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."
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