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Joke of the Day
"So my friend asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke... So I said, ""I'm all ears!"""
Next Joke
"Well, say what you will about Jerry Sandusky... At least we know he drives slowly through school zones."
"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."
"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."
"My favorite part of church is when they pass around free money."
"What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed? McBongald's"
"What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? Pencil-in."
"A Russian man makes a remarkable discovery ""What poor people there are in America,"" a man tells his comrade, ""Their cars don't have hoods, their phones don't have buttons, and their wine is old!"""
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Udder destruction!"