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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed."

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"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""
"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"
"Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!"
"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"I want my children to have all the things that I never had. Like nice children..."
"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back I don't know how big this thing gets!"
"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."
"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."
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