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Joke of the Day

"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."

"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"

"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."

"""I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"""

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"I want to study... the area below your curves... It is integral."

"How do you know a black guy's been at your computer? It's not there."

"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"