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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!"
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"melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog"
"What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami."
"[commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?"
"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"
"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way."
"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"
"Did you hear about the vampire comedian? He went straight for the jocular every time"
"How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC] He looked inside Santa's sack."