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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!"
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"Never discuss with your wife... ...because all you do is 'diss' and 'cuss'"
"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""
"Woke up late, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my fucking car!"
"True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted"
"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"
"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Did you hear about the midget, fortune teller who was wanted by the police? It was a small medium at large."
"I shot a turkey for the first time today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."